2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via nonefor-gretchen-weiners)

when guys wear that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good 

(Source: mykindoflibrarian, via bl-ossomed)

50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out. 

(Source: acid-in-wonderland, via augustuswaters)

(Source: larmoyante, via yesterday-you-said-t0morrow)

mariannapaige:

God Bless Andrew McMahon

(via johnatha)

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

(via imstillhoping)

(Source: wreckingballheart, via guerni-ca)

amindfullofyou:

you showed up
       belligerently drunk
and suddenly I was embarrassed
       of all the poetry I’d written
                               about you

(Source: ladyandrist, via tracing-infinities)

c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

(via lillybuttercup)

(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: niiiiiicolaaa, via ontheshoulders0fgiants)